Buttermilk Ranch Dressing

Ranch is about the most ubiquitous dressing in the world today.  Take a quick glance at the salad dressing aisle at the grocery store and you will find a veritable sea of ranch dressings, replete with different brands, different variations, and different flavor combinations.  Sadly, most of them are at best quite bland, and worst case, downright unpalatable. 

It wasn’t always like this.  There was a time when ranch dressing was meant to be made fresh at home, without the preservatives, artificial flavorings, etc that appear in the bottles (and even the seasoning packets) on your grocer’s shelves. 

Ranch dressing was indeed invented on a dude ranch, the Hidden Valley, in the early fifties by the owners of the ranch.  

It proved quite popular, and the ranch began selling bottled versions, then later, a packet of seasonings meant to be mixed with buttermilk and other fresh ingredients at home. 

Ranch really took off in the Eighties, when Americans began slathering it on everything from French fries to breadsticks to cute little cut-up veggies served on party trays.  The problem is that in order to make a more shelf-stable product, the recipe in the commercial version of ranch dressing has devolved over time so that, yes, it probably has the shelf-life of canned Spam, but all this at the expense of flavor and freshness.

Well, I’ve got good news for ya, ranch lovers.  You can make your own ranch dressing at home in minutes with fresh, natural ingredients and it will have a taste like you will not believe.  It will be the most tangy, savory, succulent ranch dressing you have ever had. 

Buttermilk Ranch Dressing

1 Cup Well-Shaken Buttermilk

½ Cup Mayonnaise

½ Cup Sour Cream

3 Tablespoons Chopped Italian Parsley

3 Tablespoons Chopped Fresh Dill

2 Tablespoons Chopped Fresh Chives

1 Tablespoon Onion Powder

1 Teaspoon Granulated Garlic

1 Whole Garlic Clove, Crushed

1 Tablespoon Worcestershire Sauce

1 Teaspoon Lemon Juice

½ Teaspoon Kosher Salt

¼ Teaspoon Ground Black Pepper

Add your wet ingredients to a food processor and pulse to incorporate.  

Make sure you use real Mayo for this and not Miracle Whip or a similar Salad Dressing. Also, get the best, freshest buttermilk you can find. 

Next, add your fresh herbs and then the dry ingredients.   

  

Run the food processor for 30 seconds to a minute, just until the herbs are chopped up finely and nicely 

incorporated.  

Taste the concoction and adjust as necessary with additional salt or herbs. 

Seal up the dressing in a Mason jar or similar and refrigerate a few hours to let the flavors meld.  

Then serve away.  The dressing should stay fresh and tasty for three to four days in your fridge. 

Here we’ve served it with a nice Flatiron Steak salad.

Until next time,

Happy Trails, Pardners!

Chris

Kalua Pork

Kalua Pork is the dish de rigueur at a Hawaiian Luau.  Here, the porcine guest of honor is wrapped in Ti or banana leaves and roasted all day long in an Emu, which is basically a hole in the ground lined with hot lava rocks.  In this primitive oven, the entire pig, usually seasoned only with salt, slow roasts to perfection. 

Since you probably don’t have a whole pig, lava rocks, or even a hole in the ground, I offer you this much simpler version that will achieve some delicious results. 

First, you’re gonna start with a couple pork butts, also known as pork shoulder, since it comes from the shoulder of the front leg of the pig, and not the rear.  Make sure you get good pork from a quality butcher, and don’t go for the discounted stuff that is nearing or past its sell-by date.  Kalua pork is hardly seasoned at all, so if the pork has started to turn, there won’t be anything to cover up the off flavors.

Now, If you want to be uber traditional, do nothing more to them than season the pork butts with some coarse sea salt and let sit for a couple hours.  I go a step further, however, and also rub the butts with some paprika and granulated garlic, then I add the salt. 

Now, spiced rubs are getting into the area of Carolina-style pulled pork, which is the other great use for a whole pig. (East Carolina, anyway)  But I couldn’t resist adding a basic rub to my version, because it forms such a wonderful bark that will add lots of flavor to the finished product.  Don’t worry, this version is still ‘Kalua’ in temperament, and the flavors from the rub are subtle, allowing the traditional salt flavor and the flavor from the pork itself to shine though. 

After the butts have sat with the rub a couple hours, fire up your smoker with the wood of your choice and let it settle in at around 225 degrees Fahrenheit.  Now, as to what wood to use?  Personally, I use a fruit wood like apple, which I think goes wonderfully with pork.  There are a couple other options, however.  Remember, in the traditional Kalua Pork, the only smoking that occurs is from the slow burning of the Ti leaves, and this is at best a very subtle flavor, so using a smoking wood like apple is a good choice.  Hawaii does have a native smoking wood that is used quite a lot over there.  It’s called Kaiwe, and it is related to Mesquite.  (The wood that is ubiquitous with many areas here in Texas)

Now, you can order Kaiwe from Hawaii, (or just use Mesquite), and that might make you feel like you’re being authentic, but keep in mind that both of these woods are quite pungent and strong.  Despite being a native Texan, I rarely if ever use Mesquite for anything.  It’s just too harsh and gives things an oversmoked flavor.  So, for this subtle Kalua pork dish, just go with a fruit wood and you can’t go wrong.

Smoke the butts at 225F for about 4-5 hours, until a good bark starts to develop.  At this point, you’ve got about as much smoke flavor as you’re going to get, but, the pork is nowhere near done.  

Pork shoulder, like beef brisket, needs long, low and slow cooking times to turn the tough connective tissue of the butt into tender, flavorful meat. 

At this point, I transfer the butts into a foil pan, 

cover with foil, and slow roast them in my oven at 180F for an additional 12 hours or more.  This will break down all that tough collagen in the muscle, which will turn into a nice juice that the butts will sit in and remain moist.  

The pork, after twelve hours in the oven.

You could continue to cook the butts in your smoker for the additional time, but if you do, I’d wrap them tight in foil.  This helps prevent the juice from releasing and dripping away, which will dry out the pork, and it also keeps them from getting oversmoked, which can happen with such a long cooking time in the smoker. 

Once the pork is done, I usually cool the butts in the fridge for a few hours before I pull it into shreds.  It’s just too hot right out of the oven.  My cooking schedule usually goes like this.  I smoke the butts the day before I ‘m going to serve them, roast them in the oven over night, then put in the fridge until dinner time.  I then pull them apart (making sure to mix in chopped pieces of the bark) 

and reheat and serve. 

Here we’ve served some with traditional Hawaiian Macaroni Salad and some of my wife’s coleslaw. 

Replace the slaw with steamed rice, and you’ve got a traditional Hawaiian plate lunch, served throughout the islands. 

Until next time,

Aloha Oe!

Chris

Hawaiian Macaroni Salad

When one thinks of the tropics, many things come to mind, not the least of which is the delicious food to be found there.  Fresh fruits, fish, roast Kahlua Pork, macadamia nuts, the list goes on and on.  One thing that you wouldn’t expect is macaroni salad.  This dish seems more at home at a church picnic or box social, but when you visit Hawaii, you will find the Hawaiian version of mac salad all over, from the fanciest luau to a plate lunch at the most decrepit of local beach shacks, it is ubiquitous.   

It’s also really good, better than its mainland cousin, methinks, and it is strangely addictive. 

In celebrating our recent excursion to Hawaii, I thought I’d investigate this dish and bring my own version to you here on the Eat’n Man Blog.

Hawaiian Macaroni Salad

1/2 lb elbow macaroni

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

1 cup whole milk

1 cup mayonnaise

1 tblsp Worcestershire sauce

2 tsp brown sugar

2 tsp granulated garlic

2 tsp onion powder

2 green onions, thinly sliced

1 large carrot, peeled & grated

1 celery stalk, minced

Salt & pepper

Boil the elbow macaroni for a good 12-15 minutes and then drain.  

Yes, I know this sounds like a long time, but Hawaiians boil their macaroni to a pretty soft consistency, and you want to be authentic, don’t you? 

While your pasta is boiling, make the sauce.  

Combine the milk, mayo, Worcestershire, brown sugar, garlic, onion powder, salt and pepper and stir to mix.  Set aside. 

Once your pasta is drained, mix it with the apple cider vinegar 

and then place it in the fridge for about ten minutes to cool.  Then add about half of the milk/mayo mixture to it and allow it to cool for another ten minutes. 

While the pasta is cooling, chop your celery rib, carrot and green onions, 

then place them in a food processor and pulse into they are nicely minced. 

After the pasta has cooled a total of twenty minutes, add the rest of the milk/mayo mixture, then the minced veggies, and stir to combine.  

Taste and adjust with additional salt and/or pepper to taste.  Refrigerate for an hour or so to allow the flavors to meld.  Serve cold.

Until next time,

Aloha,

Chris

Shrimp Creole

I first visited New Orleans over twenty years ago, and I fell in love with the place.  I loved the music, the easy-going attitude of the people, but most of all, I loved the food. 

Shrimp Creole happens to be the first dish I tried on my first day in NOLA, and I was mad for it.  I always make sure to get a dish or two of it every time I go back to the Big Easy.  But, strangely enough,  I’d never attempted to make it myself.  I decided to remedy that recently. 

This recipe is a modification of a version from one of the old 1950s Culinary Arts cookbooks that I collect.  (They’re where a lot of the retro art on this blog comes from)  

I snooped around the internet a little as well, then finally just modified to taste.  Be forewarned, this is a pretty spicy version.  Back off on the hot stuff if your palate is a bit more delicate.

Shrimp Creole

2 lbs Fresh Shrimp, peeled and deveined

2 Tablespoons Butter

1 Tablespoon Vegetable or Olive Oil

1 Onion, Chopped

2 Garlic Cloves, minced

2 Stalks Celery, Chopped

1 Large Green Pepper, Chopped

1 28 oz Can Chopped or Ground Tomatoes

1 6 oz Can Tomato Paste

2 Tablespoons Creole Seasoning (such as Tony Chachere’s)

2 Cups Shrimp Stock (recipe here)

2/3 Cup White Wine

¼ Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper

1 Tablespoon Black Pepper

1 Tablespoon Paprika

2 Tablespoons Tabasco Sauce

2 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce

1 Teaspoon Dry Thyme

Salt to taste

Green Onions, Chopped

Sauté onions in the butter and oil until they begin to brown.  Add celery, green pepper, garlic and Creole seasoning. Cook a few minutes more. 

Add the tomatoes and tomato paste and cook a few minutes more.  

Add white wine, cook for two minutes.  Add shrimp stock, cayenne and black peppers, paprika and dry thyme.  Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer and cook for 30-40 minutes. 

After it has cooked for 30-40 minutes, add the Tabasco and Worcestershire sauces and salt to taste. 

Most Shrimp Creole recipes I’ve encountered tell you add your raw shrimp to the Creole at this point and cook until done.  I’ve decided to sauté my shrimp separately, then add them to the dish right before I serve it.  

The reason is, I find it difficult to control the cooking of the shrimp if I just add them to the Creole.  The chance of overcooking them until they are rubbery, or undercooking them, is too great.  So I just sauté the little shrimpies in a separate skillet with a bit of butter and oil until they are pink, then add them to the Creole, stir and serve. 

Add some of the chopped green onions over the top and you’re ready to serve.

Here we've served it over some basic white rice.  A Creole rice would also be appropriate.  

Until Next time,

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Shrimp Stock

If you need chicken or beef stock, you need look no further than your grocer’s shelf.  But try finding a seafood stock there?  I can’t   But the good news is, seafood stocks are quite simple and quick to make at home, particularly this shrimp stock, which is an essential ingredient in dishes like my Shrimp Creole, but it will also sing in a bisque, chowder, stew or even risotto.   

When you buy shrimp, it’s always cheaper to get shell/tail on.  You can peel ‘em yourself and then use the shells for this stock.  If you don’t have a use for it right away, it freezes well. 

 Shrimp Stock

Leftover tails and shells from 2 lbs Shrimp

1 Onion, Halved

2 Stalks Celery

1 Lemon, Sliced

3 Garlic Cloves

3 Sprigs of Fresh Thyme

2 Bay Leaves

A few Black Peppercorns

Bring about two quarts of water to a boil, toss all the ingredients into the pot...

...and reduce heat to simmering boil.  Boil for 30 minutes.  Strain the liquid and you’re done.  Viola, shrimp stock.  Couldn’t be simpler. 

Maryland Style Crab Cakes

I’ve had friends in Baltimore for nigh on twenty years now, and when I visit them, I always make sure to enjoy some of that most ubiquitous of Maryland dishes, blue crab.  Way back in the mid Nineties, my friends Les, Chris and Donna treated me to an official Maryland Crab Boil (though they were steamed, actually), and we sat for hours on Chris’s back porch pickin’ crab and drinking lots of Natty Boh Beer.  Those were some good times, hon. 

But, as fun and tasty as that was, I’ve found that the way I best enjoy the meat of these little Chesapeake Bay bugs is pre-picked and formed into a delicious, spicy crab cake.  Not only is it easier, but I think it’s tastier too, as the crab meat is augmented with some herbs and spices to really make it sing.  Then of course, it’s fried.  Fried stuff always tastes better. 

Oh, and did I mention spice?  Well, proper Maryland crab cakes are spiced up with a product called Old Bay Seasoning.  

Old Bay is to Maryland what Tabasco is to Louisiana.  Fact is, they put it on everything up there...eggs, slaws, potato chips, corn on the cob, etc.  And of course, I don’t blame them, because Old Bay is delicious.  I keep a can in my spice rack at all times. 

So, a couple of weeks ago the Superbowl (pretty much the biggest yearly sporting event here in the States) took place. My Baltimore friends were quite excited, as their team, the Ravens, were playing in the affair.  I too enjoy the Superbowl, even though my beloved Dallas Cowboys haven’t been in it for quite some time now.  Anyway, when we watch the Big Game, the wife and I like to whip up some grub to enjoy as we watch.  I thought, ‘Hey, Baltimore’s in the game, why not make some crab cakes?”

Well, I’d never made them before, so I inquired of my friends for their recipes.  They obliged, and the wife and I went with a somewhat hybrid version of what they sent.  The crab cakes came out great, so I decided to get ‘em up on the blog as quick as I could.  I hope y’ins enjoy ‘em, hon.

Maryland Style Crab Cakes

12 oz Lump Crab Meat, Blue Crab if available

10 Ritz Crackers, crumbled very fine

1 Egg

Juice of 1 Lemon

2 Tablespoons Mayonnaise

2 Tablespoons Chopped Parsley

2 Teaspoons Old Bay Seasoning

1 Teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce

Dash Cracked Black Pepper

1 Cup Panko Bread Crumbs

Crush the Ritz crackers very fine.  Pulsing in your food processor works great.  Mix with the egg, lemon juice, mayo, parsley, Old Bay, Worcestershire and black pepper.  Stir until all is incorporated. 

Now for the crab.  If you can get hold of fresh blue crab meat, this is your best yet, but if you live in Texas or similar, like me, you may have to settle for canned.  If so, get the best quality canned crab you can afford.  It’ll make a difference.  We made our crab cakes during the Superbowl with canned, and they were great, so don’t sweat it too much. 

Pour your crab meat into a separate bowl from what you’ve already mixed and pick through the meat to make sure there is no cartilage or bits of shell.  Once this is done, slowly add the crab meat to the spice/mayo mixture, stirring until all is incorporated.  Don’t over stir the mixture, do only enough to combine.  Too much mixing and you’ll break up the nice lumps of crab meat into shreds. 

Shape the mixture into five or six small patties...

 Coat with the Panko bread crumbs

...then refrigerate them for at least an hour. 

Heat a skillet with vegetable oil about ½ inch deep in it to 375F.  Use a fork to lower the cakes into the oil, and fry them on each side until they are golden brown.  

Serve immediately by themselves, or with some tartar or remoulade sauce. 

Until next time,

No need to get crabby, have some crab cakes!

Sauce Remoulade

Remoulade is a tasty sauce invented by those saucy French that tastes great on fish, shrimp and other seafood dishes.  It found a foothold here in the States via New Orleans cuisine, but we thought we’d try it with the Maryland Style Crab Cakes we made recently, and it was a match made in heaven.  Here’s a quick and easy recipe to make your own Remoulade sauce. 

Sauce Remoulade 

¾ Cup Mayonnaise

2 Tablespoons Dijon Mustard

2 Tablespoons Dill Pickle Relish

1 Tablespoon Sweet Paprika

2 Teaspoons Prepared Horseradish

1 Teaspoon Creole Seasoning (Tony Chachere’s or similar)
1 Teaspoon Capers, plus a few reserved for garnishing

½ Teaspoon Louisiana-Style Hot Sauce

1 large Garlic Clove, minced

Stir all the ingredients together until well incorporated.  

No need to use a food processor here, Remoulade should have some chunks of pickle from the relish and the whole capers in it.  Let the sauce sit for a few hours in the fridge so the flavors can meld.  Serve cold with seafood dishes, chips, raw veggies, etc. 

Here's to a saucy evening! 

Chris